• SOLD OUT
    Bastards of Slime Party Pack

    Party Pack: Bastards of Slime

    $25
    SOLD OUT!  THANKS FOR SUPPORTING. The ultimate CD party pack for Drive-By Bukkake's 2022 full length album "Bastards of Slime"! This preorder pack includes a CD, the digital Bandcamp .mp3 song files, two guitar picks, a signed promo photo, a can koozie, and a mystery patch. Learn more about this release.

  • Long Sleeve: King of Squirts

    $24
    Our NJPW inspired design. Become the king of squirts wearing this rad long sleeve.

  • Long Sleeve: Spunk-O-Rama

    $24
    Look at this awesome Dookie spoof! So gnarly. Get your spunk on with this long sleeve.

  • Shirt: Nitro

    $20
    WCdub inspired Nitro shirt! Wage the Monday Night Wars all over again.

  • Shirt: Aubrey Drink It In Man

    $20
    We took this killer shot of John on a band camping trip. It obviously needed to be made into a shirt. Drink it in, mannnnnn.

  • Long Sleeve: Eagle

    $24
    American thrash for your fat ass. Wear this sweet bald eagle design from ya boiz.

  • Shirt: King of Squirts

    $20
    Our NJPW inspired design. Become the king of squirts wearing this rad shirt.

  • Shirt: Aubrey D.B.B.

    $20
    Yes, we put John's head over an SOD layout. Vulgar Boston thrash at it's worst.

  • Long Sleeve: Crucial Loads

    $24
    Purchase this very offensive long sleeve with artwork from our “Crucial Loads” album.

  • Shirt: Bukkake Club

    $20
    Join the club. Hey, everyone else spoofed this design and we want a piece of the action.

  • Shirt: Dream Team

    $20
    U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A. Pick up this 90's inspired dream team design.

  • Long Sleeve: Safe for Work

    $24
    Keeping it clean! Safe for work, school, church, life, whatever. No one will EVER know…

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